I’m tired of secrets. So I’m glad we’re here, I need to root out all the secrets.

Coulson

Coulson: Alright what’s up?
May: You tell me?
Coulson: You’re talking, more than ever.

Ward: It’s strategic.
Simmons: It’s adorable.
Skye: The Tin Man has a heart after all.

Skye: Wow, look at them, the popular kids. Who knew?
Ward: I did.

Skye: Are you Ok? I heard what you were saying back there.
Coulson: It wasn't real. They were just messing with my head.

Coulson: I heard what you did for me. I think it’s time that we remove this. [speaks to bracelet] Disengage bracelet.
Skye: Are you kidding me?
Coulson: I though you like that.

Ward: You let her get tossed.
May: All I did was tell Hand the truth. Skye is no use to us on this plane.
Ward: How can you say that?
May: She’s not. Not with all these agents here, over her shoulder monitoring her every move.
Ward: You wanted her off the plane.
May: Outside the system, that’s how Skye works best. You don’t have to assume the worst in me.

Coulson: What is it with the flowers?
Raina: Who doesn't like flowers? I'm glad you noticed.

Simmons: We have something for you.
Skye: Is it a sandwich?
Simmons: Yes. it. is. that.

Melinda: You taking a punch for me. I don’t need your protection.
Ward: You think I don’t know that. I took that punch because you’re faster than me. You can do more good on your feet. It was tactical not personal.
Melinda: My mistake.
Ward: I’m not some recruit who can’t separate church from state. I’m on the same page as you. So don’t flatter yourself.

Coulson: They couldn’t have a psychic. They’re not on the index. They’re a myth.
Skye: So is Thor.

Ward: She wasn’t level 7 sir?
Coulson: She was a cellist, second chair. Portland Symphony; saw her play whenever I was in town. Ever see a beautiful woman play the cello?
Ward: nun-uh.
Coulson: It’s something else.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1 Quotes

Hill: Then New York was invaded by aliens, and they were beaten back by among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the 40s, and a god.
Ward: I don't think Thor is technically a god
Hill: You haven't been near his arms.

Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for Agent Ward?
Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: That someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD.