I believe that Inhumans deserve the same rights as anyone else in this country.

Mace

You like statistics, right? There's a 100% chance I get inside your head. The question is how long you live afterward.

Simmons [to the sniper]

Radcliffe: What happened? She was supposed to be in a relaxing simulation!
Aida: She was in a day spa, getting a hot stone massage.
Radcliffe: How hot did you make the stones?

You know that saying. If a jet crashes in the woods and there's no one around to hear it, you stay close to the guy with super strength.

Coulson

Aida: If I terminate anyone else for your protection, I will dispose of the body more discreetly.
Radcliffe: No! Don't terminate anyone.

Radcliffe: Now we're playing a longer, more nuanced game. Hopefully with less violence.
Aida: But isn't the real Agent May already prone to violence?

I'm going to squeeze our prisoner like a lime wedge on dollar beer night.

Talbot

If he gets any further up Talbot's ass, he'll need a snorkel.

Mack

There they go again with the world's most conspicuous briefcase.

Coulson

Agent May, with the possible exception of my mother, you are the single most intimidating woman I have ever met.

Talbot

I wanted to create an android that could pass as human. I never dreamed she'd become human!

Radcliffe

Gear up. The robot apocalypse is here.

Mack

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Agent May, with the possible exception of my mother, you are the single most intimidating woman I have ever met.

Talbot

Lucy: You're his nephew, Gabriel. Like the angel.
Robbie: No. I'm the other one.