Aw. You two are adorable. I ship it. I really do.

Ruby [to FitzSimmons]

Fitz: I can’t choose anything over you, not even--
Simmons: Yeah. I feel the same way.

Coulson: You making some progress?
Mack: Eh. Yeah, it’s coming along, but I gotta say, the idea of the Zephyr flying in space still feels a bit out there.
Deke: Yeah, well, I’m not even gonna be born for another fifty years, so maybe rethink ‘out there’!

Deke [asking for love advice]: Like, you got a good thing going.
Mack: Don’t look at me! Last time I saw Yo-Yo, she lied to me, locked me up, and ran off.
Deke: Coulson?
Coulson: Sorry, bro. Apparently I’m incapable of expressing my feelings or letting people take care of me.
Deke: Well, you guys are useless. It’s lemons, then.

Ruby: I was never good enough for you!
Hale: No! All I ever wanted was for you to reach your true potential.

Daisy: I had it under control! She was coming around, and then Yo-Yo killed her!
Yo-Yo: No. I just saved the world.

Is Daisy here? She’s so pretty. I wanna put my mouth on her mouth and move it around a lot, but I don’t wanna do that unless she wants to, too, because that’s what makes it nice. But I don’t think she wants that, ‘cause she does not like me one bit.

Deke [drugged]

Fitz: I’m sorry you never got the honeymoon you dreamed of.
Simmons: Nonsense! I’m protecting England from evil robots with the man I love.

Coulson: Maybe I’m reckless. But if this *is* the end, better to go out doing something that matters.
May: No. You don’t get to make that decision alone. That decision is made with the people who love you!
Coulson: May!
May: And that’s me! *I* love you.
Coulson: [speechless]
May: I thought that would shut you up.

May: *All* Daisy could think about was getting you back! She’s not ready for your job, Phil.
Coulson: She has to be. My time is running out.

Talbot [regarding Deke]: So, this kid’s from the future?
Coulson: Yeah. And in that future, Earth is gone and the last of humanity is enslaved by alien overlords.
Talbot: Alien… over… I should’ve stayed in my cell. You’re telling me that we got our asses handed to us by little green men?
Coulson: They were big. And blue.

Radiation poisoning would be a horrible way to find out we can still die.

Yo-Yo

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Hale: I see you’ve met my daughter.
Talbot: Crossfit Tinkerbell’s your daughter?

Is Daisy here? She’s so pretty. I wanna put my mouth on her mouth and move it around a lot, but I don’t wanna do that unless she wants to, too, because that’s what makes it nice. But I don’t think she wants that, ‘cause she does not like me one bit.

Deke [drugged]