His phone's at the office and it's broke, but he has the extended warranty so it's okay.

Gary

Gary: No, that's what he is: a jerkass. It's good he fears me now.

With every loss there's often a beneficiary.

Rosen

Dr. Rosen, I'm slamming my door!

Gary

My inside voice is too quiet.

Gary

Trust me short stack, he is.

Cameron

It's okay to laugh because he didn't die.

Gary

Yeah, I'm a professional.

Gary

That shouldn't be happening.

Gary

Are you haunting me?

Gary

We're not sick. We're here on official business so you have to respect the badge.

Gary

Yeah, I'm gonna take your word for it kid.

Cameron

Alphas Quotes

If I fix it, I can get to drive the car.

Gary

Take this ticket and eat it. Take the carbon copy too.

Nina