Bill: Gary, whose baby is that?
Gary: I don't know, some lady gave him to me downstairs, told me to take care of him.

Go to sleep, bitch.

Nina

No, Bill, I left him 14 messages he should call me back.

Gary

Darpa makes neat things.

Gary

Sometimes people do things for complicated reasons. I know it's painful, believe me.

Nina

Bill's the muscle.

Gary

It's like asking an alcoholic to only drink in the office.

Bill

Gary: What do the other two do?
Nina: I don't want to find out.
Gary: He opens doors.

Trouble in the Justice League?

Skylar

Sneaky ass clever bastards.

Skylar

Yeah, I'm gonna take your word for it kid.

Cameron

We're not sick. We're here on official business so you have to respect the badge.

Gary

Alphas Season 2 Quotes

Dogs don't like Hummus, do they Gary?

Rachel

Mom, I'm at the office, and I'm fine; I don't have a chip in my head anymore. Bye.

Gary