Are you haunting me?

Gary

That shouldn't be happening.

Gary

Yeah, I'm a professional.

Gary

It's okay to laugh because he didn't die.

Gary

Trust me short stack, he is.

Cameron

My inside voice is too quiet.

Gary

Dr. Rosen, I'm slamming my door!

Gary

With every loss there's often a beneficiary.

Rosen

Gary: No, that's what he is: a jerkass. It's good he fears me now.

His phone's at the office and it's broke, but he has the extended warranty so it's okay.

Gary

Oh, and FYI, Hicks is nailing your daughter.

Nina

We don't use beams.

Nina

Alphas Season 2 Quotes

Dogs don't like Hummus, do they Gary?

Rachel

Mom, I'm at the office, and I'm fine; I don't have a chip in my head anymore. Bye.

Gary