American Gods
Sundays 8:00 PM on StarzAmerican Gods Season 1 Quotes
Ice Cream Truck Man: Can I help you with something, ma'am?
Laura: Yes! I've always wanted to steal a car. So I'm going to steal yours.
You are an unpleasant creature!
Salim [to Mad Sweeney]
Fuck off! I will EAT you!
Mad Sweeney
Mr. Ibis: Lovers' quarrel?
Anubis: Overdose.
Mr. Ibis: We get so few lovers' quarrels these days.
Dying worked for me — you should try it some time.
Laura
Her world branded Essie MacGowan a thief, so a thief she became.
Mr. Ibis
Malice draped in pretty can get away with murder.
Mr. Ibis
Essie: You have done me many a good turn.
Mad Sweeney: Good and ill. We're like the wind. We blows both ways.
You are what you worship.
Vulcan
I am the dead woman. Where is my fucking car?
Laura
Mad Sweeney: I've done the math. This times that equals you're a cunt, divided by the only way I'm going to get what I need is if you give it to me, equals the only way you're going to give it to me is if you don't need it. Like my friend Jesus Christ, the only thing you need, dead wife, is a resurrection.
Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?
I was a story people forgot to remember to tell. And they gave me a gun. They put power back in my hand, and I gotta tell ya, it feels good. Every bullet fired in a crowded movie theater is a prayer in my name. And that prayer makes 'em wanna pray even harder.
Vulcan
