American Gods
Sundays 8:00 PM on StarzAmerican Gods Season 1 Quotes
This is the only country in the world that wonders what it is.
Wednesday
The only thing that scares me is being forgotten. I can survive most things, but not that.
Wednesday
Shadow, at best you suffer from a failure of imagination. We're gonna have to fix that.
Wednesday
Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering?
Shadow: Because his dad sacrificed his ass.
Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and sacrifice to go around.
Why are you talking to me about marshmallows? Like I'm worried about marshmallows! [takes the hot cocoa] Yeah, I like marshmallows.
Shadow
Kissing is disgusting, but in a nice way, like bleu cheese or brandy.
Sister
Are you sure I do this with you? Follow the wrong god, I do not see my Tita again. [the cat pushes her inside]
Mrs. Fedeo
Shadow: I'm not gonna steal from you.
Wednesday: If you can't look out for yourself, how the hell you gonna look out for me?
So, at sunrise, I get to knock your brains out, and you will go down on your knees willingly. It's good. A shame. You're my only black friend.
Czernobog
Czernobog: You're black, right?
Shadow: That a problem?
Wednesday: I'm going to tell you something, and you're going to want to hurt me. But the words, they have to be said. So I want you to consider my words very carefully and refrain from knocking my teeth out.
Shadow: Say it.
Wednesday: Word on the street is your wife died sucking your best friend's cock, and you, sir, are only obligated to feel bad about that for so long.
Shadow: Thank you. For warning me.
Wednesday: They don't have a clue. They don't have a fucking clue!
Shadow: I don't have a fucking clue! I don't give a fuck if they don't have a fucking clue. I want one! Give me a fucking clue!
Wednesday: Clues were not in the agreement.