American Gods
Sundays 8:00 PM on StarzAmerican Gods Season 3 Quotes
Shadow: What the hell is wrong with you.
Tech Boy: I told you. Bilquis fucked be up. I need her to unfuck whatever it is that she did to me.
The founders believed in a creator, who endowed every individual with equality and freedom. America was conceived around that truth, and the Declaration was an oath to that creator, a solemn promise that this new government would ensure the divine rights of its citizens -- life, liberty, and a shot at happiness. But the new government was overrun with debt. Furious debate roiled the continental congress. God-given rights versus materialism. Commerce carried the day, and the young country was on its way to becoming the richest corporation in history. In the process, America betrayed its oath to the creator. Economic growth was spurred by the whip and remained in the hand of the slave masters and their investors. The wealth generated by King Cotton was everywhere. The nation now prayed at the altar of commerce, but the spirit did not abandon those who had been enslaved, who brought their African gods with them to the new world.
Narrator
Laura: OK. So he's dead. Like, actually dead. Completely dead. And it's my fault. Oh. Oh, no, no. I didn't kill him. Just, um, didn't bring him back to life, which I should have been able to do. But I didn't. It's a long story.
Caretaker: Well, I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. Like the book says, there's a time to be born, and there's a time to die.
Laura: Right. But just because somebody wrote it in a book doesn't mean it's true.
Tech Boy: Gold star for Nancy Drew.
Shadow: So lynch me, peckerwood.
Tech Boy: I already apologized for that.
Shadow: Apology not accepted. Not now, not ever.
Receptionist: Instagram is taking over my life. What people won't do to get followers.
Wednesday: You have no idea.
Lakeside is still in America, right?
Shadow
A favor followed by a lecture is not a favor at all.
Wednesday
Wednesday: Why do I keep feeling like I've forgotten something. A gift! I mean, how can I arrive empty-handed to discuss a reunion with such an extraordinary woman, huh? So what's it to be? Pigs entrails or calla lilies?
Cordelia: Pigs entrails. I bet she doesn't get that every day.
Wednesday: Nah. It's gotta be calla lilies.
I followed in my father's fucksteps with every broken boy I could find.
Laura
Well, nudity is not lewdity, as they say.
Wednesday
How sharper than the serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child.
Wednesday
Now, while Lakeside is know for its fishing, it's the to-die-for pasties that put us on the map. Every delicious bite is like a warm hug. But you know what really makes this place special? The people! Everyone here genuinely cares for their neighbor. It's in everything they do. This spirit was passed down to us by the town's first citizen and benefactor, Lester Hamilton. And when he died, he left Lakeside his fortune so that its citizens would propser. All he asked in return was that we held onto some of his old world traditions. So every year, we hold an ice festival to celebrate his generosity and give thanks for our magical little town and its nordic heritage. I think you're gonna like it here.
Ann-Marie
