"I choose all of you. Thank you for being my family."

Roxy

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• Added: August 06, 2008

Roxy: [to Denise]: "Hits you once, hit him back. Hits you a second time, shoot him in the balls."

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• Added: August 05, 2008

Roxy: "Two words: e-nough!

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• Added: August 05, 2008

Roxy: "She's had so many names — my pink sea, mound of Venus, Shirley — but now I'm going with RCan: Rattlesnake Canyon."

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"I'm so attracted to him, I ovulate like a slot machine."

Roxy

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"My favorite designer is the Goodwill."

Roxy

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"You are bringing the sexy, by the way."

Roxy [to Claudia Joy]

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"Maybe you're realizing that when we got married, you didn't know me from Adam's housecat."

Roxy [to Trevor]

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"You being out this morning is five shades of stupid."

Roxy

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"Girl nearly stripped her clutch when she saw me."

Roxy

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• Added: August 05, 2008

"Well, if I didn't just serve up toe jam on an idiot cracker."

Roxy

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• Added: August 05, 2008

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of Hell.

Roxy

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• Added: August 04, 2008