Rainbow: You better share the glory lady or I will burn down your house of lies, or should I say, casa of lies?
Ruby: I didn't do it all, your mama washed the lettuce!

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It's a miracle! Jesus turned the turkey to ham!

Diane

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Ruby: If I didn't know you were mixed, I'd swear you were Chinese.
Rainbow: Ruby, that's racist!
Ruby: Black people can't be racist.
Dre: I was robbed by a damn Mexican!
Ruby: See, totally acceptable.

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Rainbow: Now when I was a little girl my mom used to dress me and my sisters up as the three wise women and we would sing "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem."
Diane: Why, was she a drinker?

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Wait, what? Mexican female Santa? No, too far from the box. Get closer, closer to the box!

Dre

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Josh: That was beautiful. You're going to nail Santa.
Dre: Terrible choice of words.

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