Nucky: Hot to trot?
Gyp: Can you blame me? I haven't seen my wife in days. It builds up, not healthy.

Fu-k the ceiling. It's when the cooze starts leakin' you get real problems.

Lucky

Obviously I offended you in some way but since you're a man who can find an insult in a bouquet of roses, I'm not sure quite how.

Nucky

Margaret: You said appearances matter.
Nucky: Do you write down everything I say?

I go way back around here. Slept with George Washington and everything.

Rosetti

You think you and me having some kind of discussion?

Chalky

Consider me an admirer Mr. Thompson. Ordinary men avoid trouble. Extraordinary men turn it to their advantage. You and I have that in common.

Means

Means: How would you judge a man you could buy within five minutes of metering him?
Nucky: I wouldn't trust him for a second.
Means: Then we are face to face with a paradox.

Gyp Rosetti:Who would, have a clue?
Gas Station Attendant: The sheriff maybe? He keeps and eye on things.
Gyp: Sheriff. And he's what? On a horse or somethin?
Attendant: No he's got a Chevrolet.

Mickey: I can't drive if we hold hands.
Eli: Let me ask you something Mickey, how the fu-k are you still alive?

I'll sh-t you out like yesterday's sausage you bog wic prick.

Rosetti

O'Banion: I thought Torrio had you on a leash?
Al Capone: Well he left town and I chewed through it.

Boardwalk Empire Quotes

Purity, sobriety, and the white Christian's Jesus.

KKK Member

Nucky: First rule of politics, kiddo: never let the truth get in the way of a good story.