Brothers & Sisters Quotes
(to Kevin about his kiss with Chad) Common don't tell me you didn't enjoy that kiss. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're dead.
Sarah
Kitty: You got an affidavit signed by your cardiologist giving you permission to have sex?
Robert: (laughing)It's good, right! It's funny.
Scotty: We are such prudes.
Kevin: You're not kidding. One possible three-way and we practically have a nervous breakdown.
Scotty: I guess we're more comfortable nesting. We may as well be lesbians.
Kevin: Even lesbians have three-ways.
Scotty: Yeah, but their heart's never in it.
Nora: Oh, Honey, don't feel bad. You can't compete against the world's greatest Grandma and I have a coffee mug that proves it.Alec: That is our blank room.
Kitty: A what?
Alec: A blank room. You know, the room with no furniture where Ben and I launch rocket ships because every six-year old knows that you cannot explore Space with clutter.
Oh, Honey, don't feel bad. You can't compete against the world's greatest Grandma and I have a coffee mug that proves it.
Nora
Nora: The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Saul: Oh please, Nora. It's not Hell. It's Seattle.
(to Kitty) "You'll need more wine" exit ruse. Amazing how they never catch on.
Sarah
Sarah: You will never believe what he's gone and done now. He's remarrying his first wife and taking the kids on a one-month honeymoon to, wait for it, Europe.
Nora: Oh Honey, I stopped watching those trashy soap operas in 1982.
Sarah: Joe, Mom. My trashy soap opera. The one that is my life.
Holly: Have you tried online dating?
Sarah: Oh, come on, Holly. You're just trying to think up another way for me to make a complete ass of myself.
Saul: Nora!
Nora: What? I'm in the pantry.
Saul: Would you stop taking your anxiety out on those baked beans and tell me why you're googling private detectives?
Scotty: So you're not going to go?
Kevin: No. It's our anniversary.
Scotty: That's not an excuse. Kevin, Kevin, you don't celebrate something that's working when you're being asked to help with something that's not.
Listen, Saul. I know that Ojai doesn't feel like our company any more and I'm going to change that. I want to bring Tommy home, I want to put this family and this company back together, because one doesn't work without the other.
Sarah
