That's a tall order, but I'm a tall man.

Chunk

I need you in court tomorrow, preferably not hung over.

Laura

Laura: Does somebody have a problem?
Bull: With what?
Laura: Drinking?
Bull: No, I drink fine.

Bull: They have bars where you live?
Laura: Of course.
Bull: Then you're on my way.

My baby was living his life again, instead of just waiting to die.

Laura

I don't want him to miss the message because he's mad at the messenger.

Cable

Friends don't let friends ponder drunk.

Marissa

Bull: Money, the enemy of truth.
Benny: Ah yes, truth. I remember truth. It existed long, long, ago in a galaxy far, far, away.
Bull: Come on Yoda, let's head back to the office.

Well you don't get to not be my dad for 18 years and then turn it on now that I'm in the neighborhood.

Anna

Never trust a man in a skinny tie.

For the first 18 years of her life, you were Uncle Chunk, Mom’s best friend, and then at Thanksgiving you tell her you’re actually her dad. That’s a lot to throw at an 18-year-old.

Hey, you want to take my car? Well, you want to impress Anna, don’t you? You want her to be so impressed that she moves her in the fall so you can be a bigger part of her life? Take my car and driver, it’s very impressive.

Bull Season 2 Quotes

Marissa: I had no idea that the famous Dr. Jason Bull can be bought.
Bull: For a quarter of a million dollars, not only can I be bought, you can gift wrap me.

Six different law firms represented here. It’s like the New York Yankees of attorneys. What happen? Bill Gates run a traffic light.

Jason Bull