Bull
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Here's the thing. The day will come, the day they no longer have confidence that you're a winner and they'll ask you to throw one and if you don't, they're not going to waste time putting somebody else's body in the trunk of your car. It'll be yours. Do you understand?
I didn't in the midst of a drunken stupor last night call you and invite you over for Thanksgiving, did I?
I'm thinking our witness is a liar, the jury's falling for it hook, line, and sinker, and our client isn't telling us something.
What are we having? Chicken nuggets and jello shots, just like they had on the Mayflower.
Cable
Bull: Oh no, Ms Cander. Nothing like a little irony on your driver's license to keep your mood in check.
Arti Cander: Says the man named Bull.
She is representing her client like a pit bull and she's not going to let a pesky thing like the truth stand in her way.
That's why I normally make it a point not to work on behalf of immature slackers who quit without notice, lie without giving it a second thought, and jump off rooftops without any regard for the people they leave behind, but that's just me.
There's nothing scarier than realizing your brain is plotting against you.
Kevin
Benny: Nice of you to do this.
Bull: Represent someone I don't remember on a matter I know almost nothing about to make his parents, whom I’ve never met, feel better. Yeah, I'm a peach.
Gwen: I'm withdrawing from the case.
Lacey: You're what?
Gwen: Our Union is happy to come to the aid of our members when they've been wrongly accused of a crime. We're even happy to help when they've admitted to a crime, when we think there are extenuating circumstances that will impact the lives of working teachers. I am not about to spend our very limited time and resources on what I now realize is a suicide mission.
What is it about what we do that makes it so hard to trust people?
Marissa
There are far more teachers who vote in elections than district attorneys.
