Burn Notice Quotes
Michael: (Dodging a knife stab) Why does it feel like we are breaking up?
Kendra: (stabbing at him again) What can I say, I am a heartbreaker.
Fiona: I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Michael: She threatened to kill me.
Fiona: I can do that.
Sam: Thought I would introduce myself to the head honcho.
Fiona: How did that go?
Sam: Worst surveillance ever.
Fiona: Someone is getting a little flirty for his own good.
Michael: Fi, I am trying to snatch Kendra off the street and tie her to a chair.
Fiona: You're not helping your cause.
Michael: This is just a harmless case of cat and mouse between me and a professional killer.
Nick: I don't care if you burn me or electrocute me, or whatever it is your thinking!
Sam: Relax Nick, I just want to borrow your toaster.
Sam: No bullets?
Josh: I was just trying to scare him.
Michael: I would say you pulled that off.
Move over, you are on my C4.
Fiona
Sam: Mike, this train is about to start moving real fast. It's not too late for you to hop off. But, I am staying.
Michael: I leave when you leave.
Now hold on Mike, this sounds dangerous. Before you sign us up for this mission I want to ask our friend here a very important question.... What kind of snacks do you like?
Sam
Michael: Jesse is investigating the same people we are. They nearly killed everyone at this table. I say we hear him out.
Fiona: Sure, get a guy fired, ruin his life. I'd say you owe him a Mojito and a friendly shoulder to cry on at the very least.
Hank (Security Guard): So you're going to help me?
Michael: Apparently.
Michael: Mom, I thought you wanted someone nice staying here who liked cats. Now you're sharing gun cleaner.
Madeline: Yeah, well, nice is overrated. And I forgot how much I hate cats.
