Favorite Californication Quotes
It's true I am kind of retarded, but I'm also kind of amazing.
Hank
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
Hank Moody
To our beautiful family, our black President, and my magnificent dong.
Hank
I look like a fucking FBI agent.
Hank
Hank Moody get up off your ass and come with me. I'm going to play you the greatest song ever written in the history of the universe. After which we shall snort cocaine and have our ass-oles tongued by the angels.
Atticus
Masturbation is for the poor, the downtrodden, the silent unf-ckables.
Atticus
Revenge is a dish best served with my dick.
Hank
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
Hank Moody
It's about a guy trying to keep it together while falling apart.
Eddie
Carrie: It's just, you fucked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!
Charlie: No matter what they say, bitches don't like it when you fuck other bitches.
Hank: Word.
Eddie: You got me?
Hank: No, you represent everything I hate, but I do find you highly entertaining, continue please.
