Californication Season 5 Episode 1: "JFK to LAX" Quotes
I made myself a promise and I kept it! My heart and cock both swell with pride.Charlie
I don't even know a mother fucker's real name. I just call him Alfred and he snaps right to it.Samurai
He's like you but awesome.Karen
Charlie: I missed yo black ass!
Hank: Later Masturbator.
I've got a kind of bunny boiler situation happening, she's got a key to my place.Hank
Carrie: It's just, you fucked me in the ass Hank.
Hank: Oh, are we talking metaphorically? Because...
Carrie: No, I gave up the butt for you!
I enjoy the casual nature of things.Hank