Californication Season 6 Quotes
Sometimes it's important to lie to children.
Hank
I think you might be more trouble than you look.
Faith
Masturbation is for the poor, the downtrodden, the silent unf-ckables.
Atticus
Becca: Do you guys mind if I crash here, do some writing? Maybe have a few people over?
Charlie: Whatever you need. I got alcohol, I got pornography, I got Pictionary.
Charlie: I never was the p-ssy eater you were.
Stu: You should have thought about it Charlie. Compensate for your sh-tty hang time and your serious lack of inches.
Charlie: Jesus! F-ck you Stu!
Stu: Sorry, just keeping it real.
Hank: Why are you living beyond your means?
Charlie: It's the only way I know how.
Hank: How'd it go buddy boy?
Charlie: I'm sitting in the dark in my underwear Hank, day drinkin'.
Hank: Got it.
Ken: How was the party last night?
Charlie: Ah well, guys in black leather, the smell of moist ass hair. What's not to like?
I still think you are mean, petty and vindictive, but I'm thinking maybe we should hate f-ck? Get the poison out?
Hank
I am the sh-t when it comes to making p-ssies pretty.
Marcy
Why you wanna rain on my gay parade?
Charlie
Why would I put some clothes on? This is the way baby Jesus made me.
Hank
