He's nuts. He's as crazy as a bedbug.

Yossarian

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Do you know what that feels like, to be afraid of a piece of string?

Yossarian

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You wouldn't be normal if you weren't afraid. Even the bravest of men experience fear.

Major

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McWatt: Oh man, you really don't know how this works.
Yossarian: I saw the charts, Tenth is less than two days out.
McWatt: You really don't know how this works.
Yossarian: I don't know how what works?
McWatt: Everything, Yossarian, that's the point.
Yossarian: What point? What's your point?
McWatt: Exactly.

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