Never do with a gun what you can do with a pho

Bosley

They have an entire wall for anonymous stars at Langley for people like me.

Samantha

How about you return our friend and we won't burn down everything you own?

Bosley

Samantha: The CIA would call this an acceptable loss.
Bosley: We're not the CIA. No loss is acceptable.

Never thought I'd be this pissed off in a room full of shoes.

Abby

Nothing that a shiatsu and a pomegranate martini couldn't fix.

Abby

The next time you go shopping for vans in Cuba, give me a call.

Samantha

Samantha: What are you doing in Cuba, Jon?
Bosley: I like mojitos and rumba music.

Last time she broke a big story she broke you along with it.

Abby

Guys, don't tell me. We uncovered a cartel of evil florists.

Abby

A girls got to have some secrets.

Eve

Eve: Ever hear of just being good.
Roman: I make it a daily practice.

Charlie's Angels Season 1 Quotes

Abby: He's single, he's straight, and he has a life plan.
Gloria: Mixing Mojitos?

One fashion emergency is enough for tonight.

Abby