April: I have leukemia.
Beth: Hilarious. Seriously, what's up?
April. No. Seriously. I have leukemia.

April: Don't worry, I'm not one of those girls who gets all competitive with other girls.
Raquel: Oh I hate those girls.
April: Yeah, me too. We're so much better than them.

April: She is amazing. I have a total professional crush on her.
Danny: I have a totally non-professional crush on her.

I know I work for the arts section, but I can probably follow a complex story.

Dominic

Oh... what if we had sex and I told him I had cancer?

April

April, you have cancer. Stop thinking about things in the short term because believe me, if you don't, you might not have a long term!

George

Well, there are worse sorts of bleeding that can ruin a date.

Beth

Yeah, but if you tell him first and then he freaks out, you might never have sex and that seems wrong.

Beth

I came here tonight to dinner just so I could be there for you, not so I can use me to piss off your family.

Kieran

You know, when you get tattoos it doesn't just burn away your feelings.

Kieran

Sometimes the best people aren't the ones who get to stick around. That doesn't mean they're not the best people.

Dominic

Dominic: So, no secret boyfriend.
April: No.
Dominic: You're just sleeping with your uncle?
April: Yes.
Dominic: That's fine!

Chasing Life Quotes

April: I have leukemia.
Beth: Hilarious. Seriously, what's up?
April. No. Seriously. I have leukemia.

Dominic: So, no secret boyfriend.
April: No.
Dominic: You're just sleeping with your uncle?
April: Yes.
Dominic: That's fine!