(Chuck tries to pull Agent Burghee back onto the window washer's scaffolding)
Burghee: Pull me up!
Chuck: I'm trying, I'm trying! Please...please tell me where my father is.
Burghee: Or what, you'll drop me?!?
Chuck: I'd never drop you; that's a horrible thing to do to somebody!
Burghee: Really?
Chuck: Yeah, it's a 15 story fall; it's an awful way to die!

Burghee: Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: That's preposterous!
(Two agents draw their guns at Chuck's head)
Burghee: Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: Yes, yes, I am.

Casey: What do you call your move anyway
Chuck: What movie?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you... what do you call that?
Chuck: The morgan
Sarah: The morgan?
Chuck: He invented in high school when girls were beating him up. You kinda duck a little bit.. protect the important.. face.. [points to private parts]

Congratulations, you now qualify for conjugal visits

Casey [to Chuck about marrying Jill]

Chuck Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Casey: What do you call your move anyway
Chuck: What movie?
Casey: The girlie pose I saw you... what do you call that?
Chuck: The morgan
Sarah: The morgan?
Chuck: He invented in high school when girls were beating him up. You kinda duck a little bit.. protect the important.. face.. [points to private parts]

Congratulations, you now qualify for conjugal visits

Casey [to Chuck about marrying Jill]