Chuck Season 2 Episode 9: "Chuck Versus the Sensei" Quotes
Morgan: Alright, just to be absolutely clear, our position on "Employee of the Month" is that we don't care. Are you guys with me?
Jeff: Yep. Not caring. Not a rat's ass.
Lester: Not a fat and/or hairy one.
Jeff: Wait, why don't we care again?
Morgan: Because "Employee of the Month" is a scam and working hard is for suckers.
Beckman: So Bennett got away. Again. If you don't mind me asking, where was the Intersect during all of this?
Chuck: Well, technically, I was in Bennett's trunk, so I didn't see anything that happened but it sounded very exciting.
Sarah: Chuck, does the Global Launch Agency mean anything to you?
Chuck: GLA? Sure, they've sent probes to every planet except Pluto. Although Pluto's not officially a planet anymore, which really bums me out.
Casey: It's true. Space camp is where all the cool kids go.
Yeah, well the thing is, Casey doesn't really have a calm center. It's more of an angry center.
Emmett: The employee with the highest level of customer service is...Skip Johnson. (Laughs)
Skip: This is not my fault, I tried to be a jerk.
