Chuck Quotes
Casey: This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay here.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Casey: Yup.
Chuck: Let's do this
Chuck: Hey, Sis, what do you think of this shirt?
Ellie: Another date with Sarah? This is very exciting.
Chuck: It's not that big a deal.
Morgan: Yes it is. She's hot
So here we are on our date at the Buy-More. Is this all part of the plan or a chance for me to clock in some overtime?
Chuck [to Sarah]
Chuck: Casey, he's got Sarah, we've gotta save her!
Casey: Brilliant deduction
Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing. But I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners
Sarah: I'm sorry I yelled at you.
Chuck: It was our first fight. You know it's a big step if our relationship were remotely real
If you're planning on hurting me, even to prove a point, I think you should know I have a very low threshold for pain
Chuck [to Sarah]
Sarah [about Devon]: So wait, you call him Captain Awesome?
Chuck: Yeah, wait till you meet him. Everything he does is awesome. Climbing mountains, jumping out of planes, flossing..
Chuck: I'm a funny guy
Sarah: Clearly! Which is good cause I'm not funny.
Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way? Cause I've been sitting here trying to figure out what's wrong with you...
Sarah: Oh plenty, believe me.
Chuck: And I was thinking either she's either a cannibal or she's really not that funny... and I was pulling for cannibal because I've never met one before.
Sarah: uhh... not a cannibal
Sarah: I did just come out of a long relationship so I may come with baggage.
Chuck: Well I can be your very own baggage handler
Sarah: God, I'm not funny, I don't listen to music... this must be your worst date ever, right? ... I was waiting for you to say no.
Chuck: Sorry, I kinda zoned out there for a second. No, no no no! God no. I've had much worse dates... experiences overall, with women. In eleventh grade...
Sarah: Eleventh grade? Oh. You have to go back that far? Come on!
Chuck: I don't date that much
Sarah: Listen to me Chuck, those men will hurt you. They're from the NSA and they're after you.
Chuck: Why me? I'm nobody! I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd at a Buy-More. Maybe one day I'll be assistant store manager and I don't even know if I want that job. But you know what? That's not your problem