Chuck Season 1 Quotes
Where's the ring Chuck? This is not awesome!
Captain Awesome
Chuck: Um, look Sarah. I never really fired a gun before, okay? I...I've actually done this on purpose to avoid any unpleasant side-effects, like shooting myself or others.
Sarah: Just shoot the lock or I will shoot you when I get out of here
Lizzie: I don't think you're in the position to bargain, Chuck. I have two guns, what do you have?
Sarah: Me
Casey: Where's the fish?
Jeff: Fish? What fish?
Casey: Okay we can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Jeff: What's the hard way?
Casey: I use my foot!
Way to go, Chuck. I always knew you could handle my family jewels
Captain Awesome
Chuck: Look, what if I surrender and you run, I mean I'm going in a cell anyway what's the difference?
Sarah: Torture.
Chuck: Okay, no surrender
Morgan: Look, Ellie, I would pretty much do anything for you. You're kind of like a sister to me. A sister I want to have sex with so bad.
Ellie: Oh, god, Morgan!
Casey: I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.
Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage
Ellie: Thank you.
Morgan: You're welcome.
Ellie: For last night.
Morgan: You know nothing happened.
Ellie: Mostly thanks for that
Sarah: Ellie are you sure you're okay?
Ellie: It is just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in. So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I wanted it to be us and now taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sarah: Completely.
Ellie: Of course you do, of course you do
I'm glad Casey had someone at least once in his life. I was beginning to think downstairs, he was built like a Ken doll
Ilsa: We had nothing on him, the only way to get it out of him...
John Casey: By screwing it out of him? How um.. French
