Becky! Your core is really tight.

Morgan (to Beckman)

Chuck, I'm not leaving my husband on a mission.

Sarah

One question though, who's Luke Skywalker?

Morgan

Hello Gertrude. It's Colonel John Casey. I'd like to have a meal with you. My treat.

Casey

You ever have sex with someone who just tried to kill you? It's incredible.

Casey

I am so tired of running errands for that man's stomach.

Morgan

Sure I did some modeling for Abercrombie and Fitch back in college, but I hung up those cargo pants a long time ago.

Awesome

So listen Devon. Have you ever given any thought to do something that involves less doctoring and more making a commercial for the Buy More?

Big Mike

Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.

By the way when this whole thing ends, don't expect me to mount anything of yours in my office...it's just tacky.

Sarah

The Buy More seems...empty. Are we observing International Pancake Day?

Big Mike

Someone just found out that the zoom is mightier than the sword, my friend.

Morgan

Chuck Season 5 Quotes

We're still working out the kinks.

Chuck

I want it noted that I took out six of their guys.

Casey