Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 6 Quotes
I'm a stay at home mom with a full time nanny. I get up to stuff.
Ellie
Take OFF the mom goggles!
Laurie
Jules: Sometimes I still sneak into Travis' room and watch him sleep.
Laurie: Travis and I live together.
Jules: I've said too much.
Travis: That thing's on you like a bear trap. Is there at least a zipper so you can go to the bathroom?
Andy: I don't have to go anymore...
Travis: What?
Andy: What?
You're dressed up. Are you going out? May I come?
Ellie
Laurie: Today baby Bobby turns 6 weeks old!
Travis: And 6 weeks after childbirth means Laurie and I can finally... officially... get it on.
Ellie: Ugh.
Andy: Bleh.
Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet
Grayson
I used to make fun of them, but now I get goth kids. Life is pain. Pain is life. The Cure rules!
Andy
Ellie: We've been robbed!
Jules: Dun dun dun... I don't know why I did that.
Sometimes doing the hard thing gets you where you need to be.
Andy
Ellie: What are our defenses?
Tom: Well, my garage is completely soundproof.
Ellie: Terrifying. Continue.
Yes, I have a daughter. I found out three years ago? Her name is Tampa? How come no one remembers that?
Grayson
