Cowboy Bebop
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Chalmers will be there. With his smiley fucking face. Did I ever tell you that about him? He's always smiling. You first meet the guy and think he's had a stroke or something. Then you realize he's just one happy asshole.
Jet
Hakim: That's a good deal. You guys get some kale and I go away for the piece of shit that I am.
Spike: We gotta do something about your self-esteem, Hakim.
Hakim: Yeah, I know.
Greta: Are you a cheap bastard?
Spike: Not by choice, mistress.
Spike: You never answered my question.
Jet: Whether I'd put a bullet in him? No. That'd be too quick and painless for that asshole. If I could get away with it, I'd pull Chalmers into a dark alley and put my metal fist right through his smiley fucking face. Make him go through the rest of his miserable life with a face that matches his miserable sense of brotherhood. But I'm not bitter.
There's always a choice. That's why you came. I haven't survived on this sweet, spinning sphere by chance. I did it by taking power. You have the power. You control your destiny.
Ana
I tried being reasonable. But I don't like it.
Spike
Dying didn't teach you that lying is no way to be?
Ana
Foreman: What the hell? I've seen the good-cop, bad-cop routine, but never the dick-cop, asshole-cop.
Spike: We're not cops.
Foreman: Then what are you? Just assholes?
Vicious: I misunderstood. It won't happen again. Forgive me.
Prospero: Words are insufficient.
Miranda: Actions must be taken.
Caliban: Loyalty must be proven.
Ana: Why come to me?
Spike: So you can do what you do best. You can listen.
Tanaka: I am walking out of here or she dies.
Spike: Or she dies? Wait, that's your hostage? What is she? Like 80? I mean, she looks like she's led a very full, rich life. Haven't you, ma'am?
Jet: Goddamn Syndicate.
Barkeep: Who else cleans up the dead like they never died?
