Criminal Minds
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I can hear the high pitch from your IQ all the way over here.
Rossi [to Reid]
Alfred Austin said "show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are".
Blake
Pregnant victim: What are you doing?
UnSub [exasperated sigh]: Hold still.
Morgan: You're talking to the room, PG.
Garcia: If by "PG" you mean parental guidance strongly advised, I say PA. Prudent advice.
Reid: I don't like the beach.
JJ: Why's that?
Reid: Sandy food, pink skin, limited and unengaging topography. But mostly the drug resistant bacteria spread by seagull feces.
JJ: Sorry I asked.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity - Edgar Allan Poe
Reid
Wife: Don't worry about me. Worry about those little mice out in your lab.
UnSub: Well I hate to tell you but I've moved up from mice in the last couple of weeks.
Wife: Okay. Whatever critters you have out there I don't wanna know. But if it's a choice between them or the house, well, a couple more might have to give their lives up to science.
Body and soul cannot be separated for purposes of treatment. For they are one, and indivisible. Sick minds must be healed as well as sick bodies. Dr. Jeff. Miller.
J.J.
I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for you. Because I cannot let him hurt you, because if he knew.....
Mystery woman
Play on, playah.
Morgan
Blake: What's the deal? Something's not right Spencer.
Reid: What do you mean? Why'd you come back?
Blake: Don't answer a question with a question.
Reid: Look - a while back I had some medical issues. Headaches. And there was a geneticist that I reached out to.
Blake: And this has to with the case...how?
Reid: I think that my friend might be able to help me see something that we missed.
Blake: You have four of the best minds I know back at the station.
Reid: I know but sometimes a different perspective helps me think better, okay?
Blake: Why are you being so ambiguous?
Reid: I don't know what you mean.
Blake: Well you're not using words like "him" or "her". You're saying things like "they are"..."my friends"....
Reid: So?
Blake: It begs a bigger question. Why did you ask me to bring you here?
Reid [with the telephone ringing]: Can we just talk about this later please?
Blake: No. Why not Morgan or J.J.?
Reid: Alex, please....
Blake: Just answer the question.
Reid: Because I don't want them to know about...her. Okay? It's nothing bad. Just personal.
Mystery woman: I don't know what you look like either.
Reid: Really?
Mystery woman: No. The only intimate side I've seen of you was your brain. When I studied the MRI you sent to me. That's when I said "this is a guy I need to get to know."
