Lewis: So, you expecting the Queen?
Garcia: Always.

Prentiss: How many parties have you thrown?
Rossi: Not near enough.

I've been in hospitals more times than I care to admit. Sometimes I think there's got to be a better way, a better place.

Garcia [to Diana]

Rossi: I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
Krystall: Damn straight you are.

Maeve: Want to know my deepest, darkest secret?
Reid: Mmm hmm.
Meave: I love '90s rom-drams and rom-coms, the cheesier the better.

Simmons: Vision boarding go well?
Garcia: You wouldn't believe how many stickers we used.

It tastes like you scraped the forest floor and juiced it. And even that's too generous.

Lewis [to Garcia]

Krystall: It's going to be the best, fastest sendoff you've ever seen.
Rossi: Why fastest?
Krystall: Because I don't want you to change your mind.

You have a peace about you.

Krystall [to Rossi]

Six agents blown to pieces. Damn. You're going to need a bigger boat.

Foyet [to Reid]

This is a journey. ... What you see is up to you.

Strauss [to Reid]

That is what they call overkill.

Rossi

Criminal Minds Quotes

Hotch: A sniper can wait up to 72 hours without sleeping.
Mays: Seriously?
Rossi: That's part of their training. They can stay awake for 72 hours and remain completely focused on their target.
Mays: How?
Hotch: By using a mental exercise called "fantasy integration". A sniper creates a scenarios involving a target that keeps that person at the forefront of their mind.
Morgan: Often they'll imagine a place where they're with the target, doing something together that takes time. For example, building a car.
JJ: For some, the fantasy begins the minute they're assigned a target. Then nothing will distract them.

Reid: There's an old Buddhist saying that, when you meet your soulmate, remember that the act to bring you together was 500 years in the making. So always appreciate and be kind to each other.
Lewis: That's lovely.
Reid: There's a corollary for friends. When you meet a true friend, you will be bound together though space and time for 500 years.