Larry: Well, you grunt on every shot. It's really annoying, and it's throwing me off.
Cheryl: Oh, is that why you're losing?
Larry: It sounds like pigs fucking.

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• Added: February 24, 2010

I think I'll go get myself a heterosexual single woman to play golf with.

Larry

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• Added: February 24, 2010

You weigh like 8 pounds. What do you know about food?

Jeff

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• Added: February 24, 2010