Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Episode 8: "Krazee-Eyez Killa" Quotes
(to Krazee-Eyez) Are you my Caucasian?
Larry
Cheryl: I'm gonna call her.
Larry: What! You're gonna what?
Cheryl: He told you that he is fooling around with other women!
Larry: You're not gonna go call Wanda now!
Cheryl: Of course I am, she's engaged to him.
Larry: I don't care. He'll blame me! You know what he's gonna do? You ever heard his lyrics? "You betray me, you're gonna die?"
Krazee-Eyez: What's crackin', player?
Larry: How are you?
Krazee-Eyez: I'm alright, I'm alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just chilling. What's up?
Larry: Chillin'. Just chillin'.
So you think you're going to cross me and mess with my shit?
Opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip?
Don't fuck with me, nigga, or you're gonna get dropped.
I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop.
If you say anything. you'll beg to die,
Cause I'll make you suck my dick, then I'll nut in your eye.
I'll stomp on your world as my name was Godzilla,
I'm coming for you, motherfucker, I'm your Krazee-Eyez-Killa
(to Larry) Let me ask you something. You like eating the pussy?
Krazee Eyez: I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and a pop.
Larry: Oh, I like the Rice Krispies thing, yeah.
Cheryl: You're that scared of Krazee-Eyez that you'd flee the country?
Larry: Yes, I am! I want to live. I want to have both legs. I want to have my penis and my testicles intact.
You think I'd send anyone to this piece of shit store?
Larry
