Wang isn't a bad first name. Wang. Then you got the whole "-ang" family. Fang, Bang, Tang.

Larry

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Joanne: My partner and I are adopting a baby.
Larry: You got yourself a partner! I got a wife. Not exactly a partner. More like a rival.

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(on picking up women) This is the thing that I'm the worst at in the world. This and drawing.

Larry

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Larry: (in flashback) What do you want to be a David for?
Cheryl: I want to be your wife.
Larry: Davids want to get out of being Davids.

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Dr. Morrison: There is a slight bit of pain involved. Nothing more than a little prick.
Larry: Yeah, there definitely is a prick involved.

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