Cheryl: I'm acting like I'm not thrilled to be sitting here with you, but I am just out of my mind right now.
Larry: I've been urinating all day.
Alanis: Really? That's the effect I often have on people.

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Stu: Have a bite with the Reisers.
Larry: At least they pick up a check every now and then!

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Why don't we call the terrorists and ask them could they pick another weekend that's more suited for you?

Wanda

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When you said "Mr. Duplicity" I naturally thought you were referring to me.

Larry

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I thought I'd never say this, but Larry is right.

Wanda

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