Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 3 Quotes
Larry: (noticing a child's enormous penis) What's going on with this kid?
Susie: Ahhh!
Jeff: Wow!
Cheryl: Honestly, it's huge.
Larry: Did you tell him it was me?
Martine: No, I don't "dime."
I am homeless, except I don't stink!
Martine
Hugh: Fuck you!
Larry: Fuck Hugh!
It's like eating a delicious sponge!
Jeff
I think I'll go get myself a heterosexual single woman to play golf with.
Larry
Larry: Well, you grunt on every shot. It's really annoying, and it's throwing me off.
Cheryl: Oh, is that why you're losing?
Larry: It sounds like pigs fucking.
You weigh like 8 pounds. What do you know about food?
Jeff
Larry: You gotta get a shot of Benadryl while she's sleeping, or shove it down her throat.
Richard Lewis: Like a hitman? A Benedryl hitman?
I've seen better faces on a hemorrhoid.
Joan Rivers
See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on. Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.
Wanda
Well, maybe we should play Scrabble.
Larry
