I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.

Jase

• Permalink: Wedgie Alert!
• Added: July 03, 2014

Willie: I haven't stretched yet.
Jase: You're stretching out those pants.

• Permalink: You're stretching out those pants.
• Added: July 03, 2014

She'll be there tomorrow too.

Phil [on Nanny CallieMae Carroway's grave]

• Permalink: She'll be there tomorrow too.
• Added: July 03, 2014

My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.

Si

• Permalink: A Pancake Strategy
• Added: July 03, 2014