You make a shot, we play a real game. But if you miss, I get a ride in Air Force One.

Si

West Monroe, born and raised. In the duck blind is where I spend most of my days.

Jep

I will go to jail before I reach down and pick up dog poop. I will go to the penitentiary.

Jase

It's really ... shiny.

Phil

Wrestling, to rednecks, is a soap opera.

Jase

Normally, I would be concerned about Willie getting hurt. But I have not seen Willie exercise this much since he stopped doing the TaeBo videos in the living room. And I think those were on VHS too.

Korie

I have found ticks in my whiskers.

Phil

She was looking for a man who was not from the Paleolithic era, if you know what I mean.

Gordon

What was the line to make you say 'I think I'll spend the rest of my life with a guy from Florida?

Phil

They're not mad. These cows are crazy

Si

Missiles are coming out the rear ends of these animals that can provide a lot of opportunity for your children.

Phil

I like sheep.

Miss Kay

Duck Dynasty Quotes

You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.

Phil

What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?

Willie