Eli: Nate, the knight was you. An hour ago, you were chasing a dragon down Fossil Street on horseback.
Nathan: An hour ago I was here, asleep, and my horse hasn't been ridden all night.

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Eli: Sir, you have to tell Solinsky that I'm unavailable... tell him anything... tell him I got hit by a bus.
Jordan: Even if I got to drive it, I couldn't do that...

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Jordan: Flattery and judicious use of loopholes: clearly you know the way to my heart.

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Maggie: My suggestion: go find another peon to pee on.

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Maggie: You're an object of ridicule, a professional pariah, reduced to barely practicing law.
Eli: Thank you, I feel better.
Maggie: You're sucking up to God. There are better ways.
Eli: Yeah, well, God and I enjoy a pretty complicated relationship. At least now I'm starting to believe in what He wants me to do. (pauses) It's like I see things now, you know. Things that were always there but that I just never noticed before.
Maggie: Like people who need help?

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