Eli Stone Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Eli: There was a voice this time. Pretty sure it was my dead father.
Dr. Chen: Hm. Dead parent. Different needle.
Dr. Chen: (in Chinese accent) You always show up, no appointment! Dr. Chen not Jiffy Lube! Come back Friday.
Eli: I went to the doctor, the real kind. You wouldn't, uh, happen to have any needles for an inoperable brain aneurysm I inherited from my alcoholic father who I wrongly hated for 20 years?
Dr. Chen: (Chinese accent completely gone) Oh wow, that totally blows, bro.
Eli: (Referring to the George Michaels' song that only he can hear) It's coming from the living room.
Taylor: I'm glad something's coming.
Lenore: So, his father and I went outside to find Eli naked covered in feathers and chocolate syrup.
Eli: Thanks, Mom. [to Nathan] And thank you, too.
Nathan: Come on, I was ten. Just be glad I couldn't find tar.
Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause I-I was just diagnosed with a brain aneurysm, and that would be really bad timing on your part.Eli Stone