Popular Emily Owens, M.D. Quotes
[to Emily] I was up all night suturing oranges practicing for my gallbladder. Were you up all night practicing on your banana?
Cassandra
Emily: I would appreciate it if you wouldn't call me a bitch.
Patient: Sorry. Dr. Bitch.
Emily: Damon is...
Sophie: A douchebag.
Emily: Yeah. He really is.
Emily: Okay, now I'm nervous. Where'd the bat come from?
Will: My car.
Emily: Road rage, much?
Will: No, batting cages. When I'm pissed. I'm pissed.
Oh, well, we only just met Dr. Owens. You didn't think you knew everything about me, did you?
Micah
Thing--they're just not always what they seem. And sometimes answers only come when we change our perspective. Which works in science and math. Not as well with matters of the heart. Because the heart isn't rational. It doesn't listen to reason. And it doesn't give a crap what we want.
Tyra: You can't keep them apart forever.
Emily: No, not forever. Just until he realizes that she's a predator.
Tyra: Will can take care of himself.
Emily: No, he won't see it coming. She's camouflaged as a regular person.
Cassandra: Why are you stalking us? Are you scared I'm going to date your friend?
Emily: No.
Cassandra: You should be. I'm going to date your friend.
Tyra: She's been a bitch to you since the fifth grade.
Emily: You know, you're right. Screw it.
Emily: I thought I would have some time to think about it.
Micah: That's why I didn't tell you in advance.
Emily: Are you saying that I overthink?
Micah: You're overthinking.
Micah: Looking confident, Dr. Owens. Verging on ballsy, even.
Emily: I've never been called ballsy in my life.
Micah: It's a day of firsts.
[to Emily] My hand shook. I was in surgery and my hand shook, and when Gina sees me now that's what she thinks. How I might not be cut out for this. And I don't know what it is about you, but I just get, I just get really insecure. Whatever. It was wrong to take credit for your idea. And I'm sorry. Can I have a tissue?
Cassandra
