Entourage Season 2 Episode 3: "An Offer Refused" Quotes
You can have it [an hour of undivided attention] if you want to live in Agora Fucking Hills and go to group therapy, but is you want a Beverly Hills Mansion and you want a country club membership and you want nine weeks a year at a Tuscan villa, then I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a mother fucking Wednesday
Ari
Ari: Hey, Lloyd, Get in here. I wanna make out with you.
Lloyd: Coming.
Don't get me wrong, [Sundance] is a great festival for little people. You should kill over there. But for the rest of us normal folk, it's just a chance to try to fuck a Mormon
Ari
Plastic Surgeon: Oh, Mr. Chase, the cost of the operation will be $10,000.
Drama: Do you take S.A.G. insurance?
Eric: Hey Lloyd. Is he decent?
Lloyd: Eric, I'll deny I said this but no. He is not decent. He's an awful human being
Ari: There better be a Scud missile headed towards L.A., Eric.
Eric: No, there's a fucking iceberg, Ari
Ari: What?
Eric: James Cameron's directing Aquaman.
Ari: Fuck you. Where'd you hear that? Friendster?
Eric: No I heard it from Josh Weinstein, you jerk off. Now get your hand off your dick and go call somebody
Ari: Get Dana Gordon on the phone! Tell her assistant if she does not call me back I will fuck her worse than I did in Cabo in '92.
Lloyd: Do you really want me to say that?
Ari: Improvise, Lloyd
Ari: Dana I love you. If I wasn't married, I would take you back to Cabo.
Dana Gordon: And it wasn't Cabo, Ari. It was a Red Roof Inn in Rosarito.
Ari: Well it sure felt like Cabo to me, Dana
Drama: As long as you go underneath the muscle, like with tits, they have a natural feel.
Eric: So you've felt a man's fake calf before?