Entourage Season 3 Episode 14: "Dog Day Afternoon" Quotes
Sacrifice, Lloyd! Like the kamikaze pilots used to do
Ari
Ari: He's never had a straight agent. If I'm going to be his first, I have to show him I'm a friend to the gay man.
Lloyd: But, your not a friend to the gay man, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of cock is a huge asset to this company
We may be whores at my agency, but we ain't pimps
Ari
Ari: Remind me never to get on your bad side, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Ari Gold, you could never
Drama: Turtle, you reek of desperation.
Turte: How much longer can we stay here?
Drama: How ever long it takes. If you want to bust a nut today, you might have to earn it.
Turtle: I always have to earn it
Lloyd [on going out with a gay writer Ari is trying to land as a client]: I'm not going for me, and I'm not going for the agency, I'm going for you.
Ari: Hey, whatever gets you through the night
Coming through. Alright. Civilian, no touching
Ari
Turtle: All right. What do you say we start with little miss fluffy-white-poodle over there?
Drama: That's not a poodle, turtle. That's a Lhasa Apso.
Turtle: Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it.
Lhasa Apsos are very finicky dogs. And finicky dogs have finicky owners. And finicky owners wait two weeks before they even give you a tug
Drama
Fucking Arnold. I got blue balls so bad, my dick feels like it's gonna break off
Drama
Lloyd, Calm Down. It sounds like you're having multiples for Christ's sakes. edit »
Ari
Eric: You guys should have groomed yourselves.
Drama: Please, E, in certain cultures it's illegal to look this good.
Eric: You're a regular fucking felony, Drama