Lloyd: I got Dana Gordon's assistant on the phone
Ari Gold: What the fuck are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks... this one's my Andre3000... you like?
Ari Gold: No I don't, you look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple fuckin axle over to the phone and try Cameron again?

I was so whacked out on Vikes and Halcion during the 90's I don't remember shit.

Bob Saget

Turtle, a cold streak implies that you were once hot.


Did you get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?


Ari: What do you know about Aquaman?
Emily: That he fights crime underwater. Bye, Ari!

Don't tell me it's "good news" that a movie I didn't even want to do in the first place, that you talked me into doing, is still possibly mine.


All right, well when you talk to Dana, tell her I still have the pictures from Cancun. Tell her I'm going to start a website. Tell her it's going to be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com. There will be no registration or credit card required. Tell her I'm going to take out a full page ad in the LA Times promoting it. Tell her I want a fucking call back.


Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.


Friends are girls you just haven't fucked yet. You know that


Come on, Variety is like a high school paper. They pay their writers twenty-eight grand a year to find out something to write about the popular kids


[referring to Turle's cold streak with getting laid]
Vince: Go easy on 'em, E, even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy.
[Eric laughs]
Turtle: Keep fucking laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.

I just got divorced, ex-wife got the house in the Palisades, no biggie, I got four other houses, I don't give a shit.

Bob Saget

Entourage Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

I live three doors down from the cast of "America's Next Top Model" and I ain't getting laid? That's the worst cold streak ever.


Ari: You miss me?
Emily: Like I miss head lice.