Entourage Season 2 Episode 4: "Neighbors" Quotes
Lloyd: I got Dana Gordon's assistant on the phone
Ari Gold: What the fuck are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks... this one's my Andre3000... you like?
Ari Gold: No I don't, you look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple fuckin axle over to the phone and try Cameron again?
I was so whacked out on Vikes and Halcion during the 90's I don't remember shit.
Bob Saget
Turtle, a cold streak implies that you were once hot.
Eric
Did you get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?
Turtle
Ari: What do you know about Aquaman?
Emily: That he fights crime underwater. Bye, Ari!
Don't tell me it's "good news" that a movie I didn't even want to do in the first place, that you talked me into doing, is still possibly mine.
Vince
All right, well when you talk to Dana, tell her I still have the pictures from Cancun. Tell her I'm going to start a website. Tell her it's going to be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com. There will be no registration or credit card required. Tell her I'm going to take out a full page ad in the LA Times promoting it. Tell her I want a fucking call back.
Ari
Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.
Drama
Friends are girls you just haven't fucked yet. You know that
Turtle
Come on, Variety is like a high school paper. They pay their writers twenty-eight grand a year to find out something to write about the popular kids
Ari
[referring to Turle's cold streak with getting laid]
Vince: Go easy on 'em, E, even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy.
[Eric laughs]
Turtle: Keep fucking laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.
I just got divorced, ex-wife got the house in the Palisades, no biggie, I got four other houses, I don't give a shit.
Bob Saget