Entourage Season 2 Episode 9: "The Bat Mizvah" Quotes
Fucking actors, they never know where they're miked. It was weird, on "True Lies," it was Tom Arnold that said he was gonna be governor.
James Cameron
Drama [to Turtle]: You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before fucking a supermodel.
Turtle: If I was fucking a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night
Eric: What are you going to wear to a Bat Mitzvah, a Knicks jersey?
Turtle: It's formal. I was thinking "home whites"
Ari: Hey! You boys missed Temple.
Drama: We thought that was for Jews only
Terrance: But Sloan is never wrong. You know she saw Johnny Depp in Platoon when she was eight years old and she said, "Dad, that's the guy to watch."
Ari: You showed her Platoon when she was eight years old?
Terrance: Oliver did. He wanted feedback
Turtle: Three thousand dollar suit just to wound up some pussy, huh, E?
Drama: Nah, it's a good investment. McQuewick's gotta be worth a hundred million easy. You buying that suit is like buying Microsoft in the '80s. That's if you can get the girl
It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns when you never should have been in the ring in the first place
Turtle
[Ari's daughter is practicing for her Bat Mitzvah...]
Ari [to his daughter: Fabulous, baby, fabulous!
Ari [to his wife]: Hey, is it me, or is her voice getting worse?
Mrs. Gold: Ari...
Ari: Doesn't mean I don't love her, but she's just awful, baby
Eric: He disappeared with Sloan.
Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you fuck at the Beverly Hilton
Mandy Moore: Ahh, Vince, how are we ever going to make this movie together?
James Cameron [listening in from director's booth]: They're gonna make this movie together because between the two of them they're making $8 million.
Turtle [to Eric]: Well, why don't you wear that suit you wore for your high school graduation? It's still hanging in your closet.
Vince: I thought that was his communion suit.
Drama: Yeah, well, E didn't grow much from communion to high school graduation so it's probably the same suit.
Eric: Fuck you guys. I'm going to Men's Warehouse.
Don't even think about not picking that up, Ray, 'cause I'll fucking kill you!
Ari