Entourage Season 2 Episode 1: "The Boys are Back in Town" Quotes
Drama: It's a well known fact that a girl on her period is much hornier.
Turtle: And there's no need for a raincoat!
Vince: Go easy on him, he's having a rough day.
Ari: What's wrong, E, what happened?
Vince: He's not getting any.
Ari: Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari kari you with his pecker?
Can I please just buy you a blow job? It'd make both our lives a lot easier.
Turtle
Yeah, and I want to fuck Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot
Ari
Ok. Here's an offer for you to star in a new Olsen twins movie. It's a love triangle in which little Mary Kate and Ashley use you as an experiment to see if you can actually tell if they are two separate, distinct people. This would be mildly amusing if the producer didn't think he had a realistic shot of getting you.
Ari
Drama: Vince, you ever go 3 months without pussy?
Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone 3 days.
Vince: No wait, that's not true... Sophomore year.
Turtle: Really?
Eric: Yeah, he had mono.
Turtle: Vince, I want his job. The guy's siting on easy street.
Eric: Turtle, please, you're like a three time lotto winner
Turtle: What the fuck we supposed to do?
Eric: Jerk each other off, you losers!
Drama: So, she wouldn't even blow you?
Turtle: Or give you a nice tug?
Drama: That's bullshit!
Had I shown up, and Kristen was missing a leg, I still would have taken care of business
Drama
Eric: So, your sayin you'd have sex with a girl on her period, Drama?
Turtle: Who wouldn't?
Vince: I've done it, it's not something I hope for.
Eric: You guys are disgusting
Aquaman baby!! It is Spider-man, under water. BOOM
Ari