That's funny dude. That pinky bought me a house in Malibu

Seth Green

Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob

Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
Vince: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
Turtle: I only pay for pussy with profits

Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now, shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vince: Thank you

I must have been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock

Seth Green [to Eric about his girlfriend]

Drama: I'd like to lock you down for the rest of the day.
Ken The Masseur: Really?
Drama: Oh yeah. I'll double your rate 'cause I don't want these hands touching anyone but me

Johnny, I have never thought about a man... in that way. But the adoration that you have poured on me today has made me feel that if this is something that you need, fuck it, it is Vegas!

# Ken

Wait till you see me after a shower, I am going to sparkle like the Fourth of July


Vince: Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?
Drama: Oh, yeah. Ken at the Hard Rock. He's got hands of gold.
Turtle: It's insane that you let a man rub your body

Ari: I'm not going to Vegas on a Wednesday.
Vince: Come on! What else you got to do?
Ari: I have the theater with the wife and her mother tonight... move over I'm in

Vince: Is she mad?
Ari: She said she'd rather see me gagged and bound like a real kidnapping. Yeah, so I think so

Ari: Your not my mother, Babs!
Babs: Fuck you, Ari!
Ari: See, my mother would never speak to me that way

Entourage Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Drama: How relaxed do I look?
Turtle: You look like you died in 1983

Seth Green: It's Vinnie Chase and the Chasers! Hey, let me get a couple more Jager shots for the boys from Queens over there.
Eric: No thanks.
Seth Green: What's the matter? You don't drink, Eric?
Eric: I drink vodka, Seth. I stopped drinking Jager in high school