What if I told you I had a 22 inch cock? Would that be something that you would be interested in?

Ari [to Bob]

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• Added: November 06, 2008

It's like high school. You can't fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!

Ari

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• Added: November 06, 2008

Drama: I don't need this shit.
Turtle: Easy Drama, I'm just playing.
Drama: Yo, play with someone who doesn't have a two page monologue

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• Added: November 06, 2008

You know what I do when I'm anxious? I whack off!

Turtle

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• Added: November 06, 2008

Eric: It's [Bob's] project Ari.
Ari: That's exactly why he doesn't need to be here

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• Added: November 06, 2008

First I lose my rapper, then I lose my limiteds. I'm not mad Vin, I'm just sad. Really really sad

Turtle

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• Added: November 06, 2008