Entourage Season 1 Quotes
We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed.
Sherpa
Let them be low. We're getting high.
Sherpa
Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!
Ari
Drama: She thinks she's his trainer.
Eric: So do you.
Drama: What? I'm not? What the fuck did I get certified for then?
Eric: Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool, and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
Eric: Yeah.
Vince: And you were looking at her?
Eric: She's naked at the pool!
Turtle: These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?
Shauna: Would I do that to you?
Drama: No, those are real goods. Look at the sheep skin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback
And you! Give me back those Uggs! I know there not for him, you fat midget.
Shauna [to Turtle]
Drama: Vince, you see any juicy parts for me?
Turtle: Yeah, maybe you could play his father.
Fiona: Have you seen a video of a slaughter house, Ari?
Vince: Meat is murder.
Ari: Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground.
Scott Wick: Do I look like Goodwill to you? What are you high?
Vince: Actually , Scott, I am.
Eric: Scott relax, you said your dad's a diplomat right?
Scott Wick: That was fifty fucking years ago asshole!
Prepare to enter the poorhouse, you little bitch!
Ari