Franklin & Bash
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You know, for lawyers you guys are almost human.
Tommy
Franklin: Yeah, we didn't talk the entire summer Peter was at jazz camp.
Bash: Rock camp.
Franklin: With clarinets?
Bash: That's ridiculous, your Honor. They have no prior records.
Franklin: And their six inch stilettos make flight risk nearly impossible.
May we approach the bench with Penn and Teller.
Allison
Well girls, our job is no different than yours. We're here to get you off.
Franklin: I don't like children.
Bash: They like you.
Franklin: They do but that's just because...
Bash: ...you're the same size.
Franklin: Shut up.
Give us a call when you start embezzling pension funds.
By the time we're done every milfy housewife and cougar's going to be lining up around the block to take lessons from you again.
You know I liked you a lot better when you were dying.
But a lot when on that night Ms. Elliott. I mean your first girl on girl kiss can be confusing. Lots of fuzzy feelings...
Franklin: Are you going to be able to pay us?
Danny: I was kind of hoping you had a pro-bono policy. Bro-bono.
Photo copy your butts. Steal some pens. Whatever.
Damien
