Oh my God Becky when you win, you've gotta sneak into your boyfriend's room wearing only your tiara!

Stripper

Becky I like you so much, alright? When you wanna go out give me a call ok? Or like email me ok? Or send me a postcard to the post office, carrier pigeons, whatever!

Luke

If I were you I'd get in the car right now.

Coach Taylor [to Derek]

Oh you like it when I'm nice to you?

Luke [to Becky]

We're not playing this game in the stands, understand? Forget about that crap. This game happens on the field.

Coach Taylor

We're the only team in Dillon!! We're the only team in Dillon!!

Jason Street [to Panthers]

We got plans for the future, can't let you get in the way of that, man.

Ornette Howard [to Coach]

Mrs. Riggins works at The Landing Strip? What days?

Luke

Lesson number 1 if you're into a chick you can't pay any attention to her. Trust me on this. Look, how do you think I got Mrs. Riggins? I went into The Landing Strip for two weeks straight and I got a lapdance from every single girl in the place, except for her.

Billy

It doesn't matter how many games I won, how many touchdowns I throw, all they're gonna see is a bunch of thugs.

Vince

It needs to be shut down. I know you can do that, shut it down. Y'all wanna go after someone? Go after me, don't go after my players.

Coach Taylor

Colonel, what you doin' with that shotgun??

Coach Taylor

Friday Night Lights Season 5 Quotes

Billy: The way I look at it, I was kinda a coach to you, right?
Tim: Coach was my coach Billy.

Don't ya just love summer in Texas? Seven AM and I'm already sweatin' like a whore in church.

Slammin' Sammy Meade